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Fairy
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Archways |
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Birds |
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Bird
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Backyard
Bird List |
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Flowers |
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Main Pond |
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Corner
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Waterfall |
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Bathtub
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Angel
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St. Francis |
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Variety of Statues |
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Odds &
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Wildlife |
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Words
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Jokes....
Some Contain Mature Content!! |
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New York
City Trip |
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An
older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to
keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched
and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this
ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he
winked at her.
He
whispered , "I'M LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE
SORRY."
The
old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car.
Driving
down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT
BE SORRY."
So
the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY
the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome
prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS
WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
Come on...guess.....
Ohhhh.....come on...you can guess....
SHE
TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.
She's
old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
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The Woman's Survival Kit
At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED
one.
Eat the ORANGE one to
minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms
your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE
one.
The BLUE one reduces
bloating.
You can eat the "BROWN"
ones ANYTIME!!
If all symptoms occur at the same time,
Eat the WHOLE BAG!
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