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Waterfall |
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St. Francis |
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Variety of Statues |
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Odds &
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Wildlife |
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Words
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Jokes....
Some Contain Mature Content!! |
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New York
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What
happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.
During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his
fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good
person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing
his time.
After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters
in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do
odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported
back to prison before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had
done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a
set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had
promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him
to complete the job for him.
But, alas, Andy refused.
He told the warden, ''Gosh, I'd really like to help you but
counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place.''
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