-Cora
Harvey
Armstrong-
Inside
me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The
hardest years in life are those between
ten
and seventy.
-Helen
Hayes (at 73)-
I
refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
Things
are going to get a lot worse before
they
get worse.
-Lily
Tomlin-
A
male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic
who never owned a car.
-Carrie
Snow-
Laugh
and the world laughs with you.
My
second favorite household chore is
ironing.
My first being, hitting my head
on
the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma
Bombeck-
Old
age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette
Davis-
A
man's got to do what a man's got to do.
|
A
woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda
Hansome-
The
phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane
Sellman-
Every
time I close the door on reality,
it
comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer
Unlimited-
Whatever
women must do they must do twice
Thirty-five
is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn
Leschen-
I
try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days
attack me at once.
-Jennifer
Unlimited-
If
you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When
I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years before they realized
I actually had a hearing loss.
I'm
not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes
because I know I'm not dumb --
I'm
not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne
Barr-
When
women are depressed they either eat
or
go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne
Boosler-
Behind
every successful man is a
surprised
woman.
-Maryon
Pearson-
In
politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you
want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret
Thatcher-
I
have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how
to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria
Steinem-
I
am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time
I
leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa
Zsa Gabor-
Nobody
can make you feel inferior
without
your permission.
-Eleanor
Roosevelt-
